It's fascinating, really. Where I come from is not quite on that level but it's at least something that's been thought of.

[That is a very empathetic sigh.] Ah. You, as well? We had some rather important world-saving tasks ahead of us when my boyfriends and I found ourselves here.

Slightly horrible, yes. Not something that's on the list as of yet, thankfully. But hermit crabs large enough to use broken bottles as shells, sharks that can swim through the ground, and seagulls that meow.

[One of these things is much more dangerous than the others.]