Unfortunate Shorts: A pair of uncomfortably tight hotpants in metallic purple fabric. They read JUICY ASS in searing orange on the back. They're pretty damp after being in the water, but you weren't planning on wearing them anyway... right? It's A Rattler!: A golden rattlesnake bolo, with ruby inset eyes. It doesn't have any special abilities apart from looking sick as hell. Bow Bow: A bright pink bow with a string made of ribbon instead of anything actually suitable for firing arrows. There's even a cute little bow right in the way of your firing sights. It's not very useful but it's pretty #aesthetic. (Unique artifact!) Truffle Salt: A jar of rock salt, mixed with pieces of real truffle. It's up to you to decide if this does anything at all for the flavour or not. Spooky Scary Skelegloves: Elbow-length black gloves, with a skeleton print. See if you can name all the bones in your hands! Vodka: A bottle of decent vodka. Probably best if you don't drink it straight. Vodka: A bottle of decent vodka. Probably best if you don't drink it straight.
UNIQUE ARTIFACT DROP
It's A Rattler!: A golden rattlesnake bolo, with ruby inset eyes. It doesn't have any special abilities apart from looking sick as hell.
Bow Bow: A bright pink bow with a string made of ribbon instead of anything actually suitable for firing arrows. There's even a cute little bow right in the way of your firing sights. It's not very useful but it's pretty #aesthetic. (Unique artifact!)
Truffle Salt: A jar of rock salt, mixed with pieces of real truffle. It's up to you to decide if this does anything at all for the flavour or not.
Spooky Scary Skelegloves: Elbow-length black gloves, with a skeleton print. See if you can name all the bones in your hands!
Vodka: A bottle of decent vodka. Probably best if you don't drink it straight.
Vodka: A bottle of decent vodka. Probably best if you don't drink it straight.