Anything Dyes: A set of five differently colored vials in a leather case helpfully labeled DYES. They'll dye anything. And we really do mean anything. The dyes come in red, blue, yellow, black and white and can be mixed together to whip up any colour you like.
Bulk Pack of Pasta (Rigatoni): An enormous bulk bag of pasta. Just imagine all the things you could make with this!
Invisisleeves: A long-sleeved denim shirt, with camo print sleeves.