motherfucking_ghost: (whoa what the fuck)
Pvt. Leonard L. Church [A] ([personal profile] motherfucking_ghost) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes 2018-05-25 04:01 pm (UTC)

...Mai.

You're a narwhal. [eh, close enough] You're a fucking sea unicorn.

You're also here in the very worst version of Sea World ever.

Is this as dumb as I think it is? I really want this to be drugs.

[.......Oh right and she needs a hand!] Uh, hold on-- [as he gets his arms around her middle and pulls!]

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