Hup. Dude, you're too big to look like food to a shark. You could probably eat a shark.
[It's a little awkward, the business of tugging Church back to the water, particularly when Junpei can't really stand two-legged for very long. It ends up being a lot more dragging and rolling than probably either of them want. Kinda fun though. SPLOOSH.
Junpei rolls onto his back to float. He can probably buoy both of them up.]
Anyway, you don't have to eat raw fish, probably? Here, I've got some potato chips in the Armiger. [Eyyo, chips. Feel free to use Junpei as a floating table, that's what sea otters do.] Also, what the hell, the effect'll either go away when we stabilize this place or when we leave, don't slice your tail off, that's not even how it worked in the Little Mermaid. At least wait until we try the kissing royalty remedy.
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[It's a little awkward, the business of tugging Church back to the water, particularly when Junpei can't really stand two-legged for very long. It ends up being a lot more dragging and rolling than probably either of them want. Kinda fun though. SPLOOSH.
Junpei rolls onto his back to float. He can probably buoy both of them up.]
Anyway, you don't have to eat raw fish, probably? Here, I've got some potato chips in the Armiger. [Eyyo, chips. Feel free to use Junpei as a floating table, that's what sea otters do.] Also, what the hell, the effect'll either go away when we stabilize this place or when we leave, don't slice your tail off, that's not even how it worked in the Little Mermaid. At least wait until we try the kissing royalty remedy.