[The fact that he even had that much knowledge is a miracle, so.]

Dude, there's nothing mean out there! There are sharks and even those assholes have left me alone instead of treating me like an expensive sushi dinner. You know how big sharks get? They're pretty fuckin' big!

[But hold on while he darts off toward the bottom to grab some seaweed. Normally he'd complain about shit not being clean when it comes to wounds, but...open wound in the open ocean. Nothing's clean about that.]

Okay, hold still, I'm gonna try tying these on and hopefully not ripping them.