[TBF, the eels are used to magic, Shido. Their Mommy is a ~spooky sea witch~. Is your Mommy a spooky sea witch? We've never seen her in canon, but probably not! So try not to feel too bad that two talking, intelligent, evil henchmen eels are apparently better adjusted than you are.
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BRB peering at you curiously and speculating.]
Legs and pink skin? An axolotl?
No, no--a human. Humans are pink.
Is that right? I've never seen a human before.
Never alive, at least.
Oh yes, the wrecks.....