TEST DRIVE 004

[phantasmods]

Hello and welcome to the fourth test drive for Phantasmal Rift!

Test drive threads are assumed to be game canon for accepted characters unless otherwise noted, so don't feel like you'll have to introduce yourself a second time to everyone you meet! As an added bonus, participation in the test drive comes with the chance to earn up to two items of loot for your trouble! Characters who are accepted can earn one item for having a top level, and one for tagging out to someone else's top level! Your SWEET LOOT will be included with your acceptance notice.

Additionally, characters currently in game can earn themselves a piece of bonus loot for the dungeon by tagging people's top-levels on the test drive! Existing characters get their bonus loot along with the rest of their loot at the conclusion of the dungeon.

This test drive takes place in Keystone Reef, a water-influenced Fissure to the northeast of the station. It is home to numerous fish and coral species, as well as a very interesting magical effect...

OPTION ONE: FINNY FUN

Under the water is where you woke up, and under the water is where you might be stuck for a while. The magic is lodged in you and has changed your form -- maybe a little, maybe a lot. Perhaps you only have gills, but you may also have a full set of changes, fins and no feet to speak of. Don't panic, you'll surely be fine if you just keep swimming...

Aside from the strange changes, it's a pretty cool place to be. If you've ever dreamed about scuba diving on a coral reef, the place that you've found yourself is perfect for that (minus the needing to scuba part). Curious fish swim up and then dart away into rock crevices, coral growths, and even down to bury themselves in the layer of sand at the bottom. The water is also fairly shallow, allowing you to surface if you so desire.

Even the sharks are friendly and just want to have as much a look at you as you want to look at them. Don't harass the glowing eels tucked into cracks between the rocks, though, they bite and don't particularly let go.

OPTION TWO: WORLD'S SMALLEST JUNGLE

This must certainly be an oceanside jungle - in spite of the humidity, the smell of salt on the air is strong. Brilliant greens and the occasional bright flowers, accompanied by island birdsong... It could be a nice place to spend an afternoon. There's not even that many bugs that want to drink your blood (though bugs in general are, well, quite plentiful).

Eventually, though, however far you go, you'll reach the beach and be met with the expanse of the ocean - blue, uncaring, and real big. While one side of the little island thankfully has land visible in the distance, the outer side just overlooks a near-endless expanse of blue. If you're a very good swimmer, you could probably make your way to land past the rocks of the reef itself... Otherwise, though, you might be just a bit stuck on your jungle island paradise.

At least until someone brings a boat.

OPTION THREE: SHIPWRECK

Both above and below the waterline are the remains of ships crashed upon the rocks, just waiting to be explored. Even though it has clearly been an incredibly long time, the chunks of wood and metal are still in fairly good condition, and the chance of finding something nice tucked in with them among the rocks is surely tempting to anyone with an adventurous spirit.

The wrecks beneath the waves also grow coral and seaweed, and provide havens for larger fish, dragon eels, and sharks. Those along the rocks above the waterline, on the other hand, provide a home for seabirds of all varieties. Most notable is the hulking shell of a shipping craft in the distance, looking very much modern if ruined by some centuries of exposure...

For right now, though, you'd best contend with the flotsam a bit closer to you, and the wildlife that might not take too kindly to your exploring. Below the waterline, the dragon eels found in a few places don't take kindly to being disturbed; above, you might run afoul of some overprotective seabirds protecting their nests. Maybe even an invisible seagull (normal sized) - how ridiculous would that be?

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

I know, but--shut up. Are the tentacles weird? Tell me about being an octo-husband. [For distraction!]

[burninglight]

It's annoying, I hate the ocean, and I want to stabilize this stupid dimensional shit so I can get my legs back.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Okay. How do we stabilize an interdimensional rift? Cuz I like legs, too. I like your legs and I like having legs. Legs are good. Eight legs, maybe not so good.

[burninglight]

It's this whole....process. Thing. Fuck, I can't think straight right now.

[motherfucking_ghost]

You wanna head for some rocks or some sand, get up out of the water? Maybe your brain's all waterlogged. And then you can marvel at me all wet and shiny.

[burninglight]

[Ardyn answered with a small nod, reaching to take Church's hand with his own.]

Yeah. Let's go.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[Yes! Going! Leaving. They'll still be their respective species, but hey, it'll be together. The sandbar is in fact nearby, and with a few hefts of his arms, Church gets himself in a sitting position.

And he is indeed wet and shiny and glistening, pushing hair out of his face.]

Better? I know I'm the one freaking out here, but like, I'm here to make sure you're okay.

[burninglight]

[Ardyn swept soaked bangs out of his eyes, taking a deep breath and sighing.]

I'm...okay. Having you to worry about helps.

[motherfucking_ghost]

We can hate all of this together. That always helps. Maybe a hug? You got a lot of arms to hug with, and now I know you're you, so...

[burninglight]

[That was all the invitation he really needed, wrapping his arms around Church again.]

[...And maybe a couple tentacles snuck around his tail just for a little added clinging.]

Are you alright?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Absolutely not the fuck at all, but--better that you're here. That you're you. I'm not hurt or anything, save for zapping myself in the water.

[burninglight]

I'll take that much. Could always be worse.

...We really need to work on your control of magic one of these days.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yeah yeah, I know. Kinda wanna get uh...the armiger stuff down pat first. Sorry I panicked and pulled the magic out. Shit doesn't come naturally to me.

Like being a mermaid. Does not come naturally to me.

[burninglight]

No harm done. I've taken higher-tier spells than that without a problem.

[Ardyn laughed softly, leaning against Church's shoulder like a cat demanding affection.]

We can practice once things get cleared up here and we're back at the station.

[motherfucking_ghost]

We can practice once we're home. [Affection he shall have, arm around him, other hand lifting to brush back wet and wild violet hair.] If we're sure magic brought us here, then magic can bring us back. Right?

[burninglight]

I'm not really sure. Magic, dimensional rift, something else--but whatever it was, if there was a way here there's a way back.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...I mean, I can work on it still meantime. I'd just...rather be home instead of getting flung around the fucking universe.

[burninglight]

Yeah. So would I. [He leaned on Church a little more, clinging to him like a limpet rather than an octopus.]

But if we do land in trouble here, I would feel better if you knew what you were doing with my magic to defend yourself.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[He makes a frustrated sound.] Yeah yeah, I know, I'm not much of an actual protective shield, and you've got a thousand blades and badass magic and I've got...not that. I'm trying. Kinda.

[burninglight]

Hey. [He raised his hands to Church's face, looking him straight in the eyes with a serious expression.] There's more to it than just physical strength. I need you to guard me against the immaterial threats so that I can handle the external ones. And if you get hurt, I don't think I could bear it.

I know you're trying. I just want to make the effort a little easier for you.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Shields are made to take hits. I can take a couple hits, don't worry about it.

...So it's been a whole month since you heard me tell you how much I love you, huh?

[burninglight]

And the king is responsible for the safety of the subjects he so loves. Sorry, but you're just going to have me worry about you anyway.

But yes. It's been unbearable. Why don't you fix that?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Stop making good arguments so I can kiss you instead.

[Like so. Mwah!]

[burninglight]

Politician, remember.

[and a smug one. who is kissing his husband.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Mm, don't get political with me, mister.