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Phantasmal Rift Mods ([personal profile] phantasmods) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes2018-05-24 10:10 pm
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TEST DRIVE 004

Hello and welcome to the fourth test drive for Phantasmal Rift!

Test drive threads are assumed to be game canon for accepted characters unless otherwise noted, so don't feel like you'll have to introduce yourself a second time to everyone you meet! As an added bonus, participation in the test drive comes with the chance to earn up to two items of loot for your trouble! Characters who are accepted can earn one item for having a top level, and one for tagging out to someone else's top level! Your SWEET LOOT will be included with your acceptance notice.

Additionally, characters currently in game can earn themselves a piece of bonus loot for the dungeon by tagging people's top-levels on the test drive! Existing characters get their bonus loot along with the rest of their loot at the conclusion of the dungeon.

This test drive takes place in Keystone Reef, a water-influenced Fissure to the northeast of the station. It is home to numerous fish and coral species, as well as a very interesting magical effect...

OPTION ONE: FINNY FUN

Under the water is where you woke up, and under the water is where you might be stuck for a while. The magic is lodged in you and has changed your form -- maybe a little, maybe a lot. Perhaps you only have gills, but you may also have a full set of changes, fins and no feet to speak of. Don't panic, you'll surely be fine if you just keep swimming...

Aside from the strange changes, it's a pretty cool place to be. If you've ever dreamed about scuba diving on a coral reef, the place that you've found yourself is perfect for that (minus the needing to scuba part). Curious fish swim up and then dart away into rock crevices, coral growths, and even down to bury themselves in the layer of sand at the bottom. The water is also fairly shallow, allowing you to surface if you so desire.

Even the sharks are friendly and just want to have as much a look at you as you want to look at them. Don't harass the glowing eels tucked into cracks between the rocks, though, they bite and don't particularly let go.

OPTION TWO: WORLD'S SMALLEST JUNGLE

This must certainly be an oceanside jungle - in spite of the humidity, the smell of salt on the air is strong. Brilliant greens and the occasional bright flowers, accompanied by island birdsong... It could be a nice place to spend an afternoon. There's not even that many bugs that want to drink your blood (though bugs in general are, well, quite plentiful).

Eventually, though, however far you go, you'll reach the beach and be met with the expanse of the ocean - blue, uncaring, and real big. While one side of the little island thankfully has land visible in the distance, the outer side just overlooks a near-endless expanse of blue. If you're a very good swimmer, you could probably make your way to land past the rocks of the reef itself... Otherwise, though, you might be just a bit stuck on your jungle island paradise.

At least until someone brings a boat.

OPTION THREE: SHIPWRECK

Both above and below the waterline are the remains of ships crashed upon the rocks, just waiting to be explored. Even though it has clearly been an incredibly long time, the chunks of wood and metal are still in fairly good condition, and the chance of finding something nice tucked in with them among the rocks is surely tempting to anyone with an adventurous spirit.

The wrecks beneath the waves also grow coral and seaweed, and provide havens for larger fish, dragon eels, and sharks. Those along the rocks above the waterline, on the other hand, provide a home for seabirds of all varieties. Most notable is the hulking shell of a shipping craft in the distance, looking very much modern if ruined by some centuries of exposure...

For right now, though, you'd best contend with the flotsam a bit closer to you, and the wildlife that might not take too kindly to your exploring. Below the waterline, the dragon eels found in a few places don't take kindly to being disturbed; above, you might run afoul of some overprotective seabirds protecting their nests. Maybe even an invisible seagull (normal sized) - how ridiculous would that be?
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
My day has only started and it's already been a very long day.
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, still disappointed.
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even have a dick right now--I don't know how fish dicks work! I don't know if fish have dicks!
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing like learning through experience.
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How do I take a piss?!
burninglight: (can i bear to seek the truth)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m not a biologist, Leonard.
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how fish fucking works or any of the fun stuff, I barely realized I could still breathe underwater.
burninglight: (living in so much despair)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re so damn dense sometimes I’m amazed you don’t sink.
motherfucking_ghost: (you're way too sure of yourself)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Church flops back, as if to show how well he either floats or sinks, except this is a sandbar, so despite the small splash, he's still lying on sand. Defeating the purpose.]

Thanks.
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Only the finest of flattery with me, dearest.

[Ardyn shrugged and stretched out with two arms and eight tentacles, lying across the sandbar with Church’s midsection as a pillow.]

You know you love it.
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you even do with those things?

[he asks while petting Ardyn's hair]
burninglight: (if the oracle can heal)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[his master plan of getting his hair petted is all coming together.]

It’s rather like having extra arms, really. Except these are covered in suction cups and remind me a little too much of Ultros, so actually not much like arms at all.
motherfucking_ghost: (ain't that something)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gonna pretend I know what an Ultros is. So you're sticky? Like, you grab shit and it just stays on?

...Why couldn't I have been anything useful?
burninglight: (and my heart starts vanishing)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Big, angry cephalopod. Long story.

[Ardyn shrugged, a couple tentacles waving like a dismissive gesture.]

I don’t see how you’re failing to be useful.
motherfucking_ghost: (Default)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Fish-boy quietly freaking out over fish-boy body, news at eleven.

At least I make a fishy pillow.
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A cute one, too.
motherfucking_ghost: (yeah. that's right. I'm a gay robot.)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Not nearly as cute as you.
burninglight: (living in so much despair)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The scale of your flattery perfectly matches the depths of my tolerance for it.

[oh no. fish puns.]
motherfucking_ghost: (you're way too sure of yourself)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hold on. Hold on. He's...thinking about this one. He's scrunching up his face.]

...Shallow?
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don’t clam up on me now. You can do betta than that.
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. Oh. So. Deep. Instead of shallow.
burninglight: (and my heart starts vanishing)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...You’re adorable.

[and sometimes, a little dumb]
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-29 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like I missed something here, and I'm gonna slap you with my tail.
burninglight: (and my heart starts vanishing)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-05-29 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Don’t be so shellfish.

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