Tinned Fear: A tin with a plain white label, reading FEAR. When you pop it open, you'll find yourself wracked with hysterical terror for at least five minutes, unable to calm down no matter how hard you try.
Bulk Pack of Flour (Whole Wheat): An enormous bulk bag of flour. Just imagine all the things you could make with this!
Plain Leggings: Some plain black leggings. Functional, if boring.