We just met and you're already the worst influence I know. If I wasn't married, I'd want you to marry me.

[He can't really climb it if he can't get to it, and he could probably get to it if he warped but let's never have church warp let's just pretend that's a thing he can't do especially...when he forgets he can technically do that. So instead he runs over to the fountain...apparatus, through the sheet of water coming down. And yelps.]

That's cold!

[But kind of refreshing during the summer? And then he gets nailed with a couple of jets of water that shoot out of the ground.]

Aw, maaaan, this is one of those fountains people are supposed to use!