"My apocalypse caused more damage to the buildings," she says - before looking around. "Perhaps I spoke too soon. Here's the graffiti and disuse I missed up top."

Clearly she's using a more wry definition of missed.

"I'm at war at home," she clarifies. "Personally. I'm a soldier, albeit rear-echelon."

...she's also pretty clearly a highschooler, or of that age.