[She makes absolutely no effort to avoid the forehead poke whatsoever. She knows better than to try by now.]

Whaddya mean, I haven't eaten anything here yet, see? All the stuff in this cafe is totally untouched. Look, they even got that shit with the strawberries and whipped cream on top, that stuff's great.

[Jail tries to sound innocent, but she isn't trying very hard.]

Anyway, the point ain't what I may or may not have eaten earlier today, it's that everything right here is safe and delicious, and we oughtta pick something out already. How about muffins, you want a muffin?