[Sorry kitty, he is very much solid]

I don't feel very dead either.

[He is mildly upset about this fact]

But then here I am, alive when I shouldn't be, talking to a cat. So for all I know I could be and this is some weird after life nonsense.

[He backs a little away from the cat, and then kind of flops into sitting down, because leaning down to look at the cat is getting annoying]