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Shikyoin Hibiki ([personal profile] priforprince) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes 2018-09-03 01:17 am (UTC)

Hibiki Shikyoin ♔ PriPara ♔ comes with bonus GOAT BUTLER

[ Odds maa-and Ends ]

Hm.

[ This handsome, deep-voiced person doesn't seem overly perturbed by their surroundings. They are even reaching out to accept the teacup that has just been presented to them, on a silver tray, by a young man in a goat suit. As one does. ] No crystal ever mined compares to my radiance.

[ "As you say, Hibiki-sama." The butler clears his goat throat. "However, escaping..." ]

This is another plack pole in the puniverse, is it not? [ Posing with this tea is more satisfying, for the time being, than sipping it. ] A minor setback. I'll leave finding the way out to you.

[ "Yes, Hibiki-sama." The goat picks a random direction, as he suddenly realizes he has no idea which way they'd come from, and heads that way. ]

And you. [ The young noble's gaze suddenly lands on whoever's closest by. ] I'll have you follow me if you wish to escape.

[ One Miner Thing ]

ANDO!

[ Hibiki is frowning down at her teacup, from which she has only now started to sip. This can't be. In all his years of service, Ando has never served her a unsatisfactory cup of tea. And yet, now, her tongue has just been forced to endure a tremendous trial... ] This tea is bland. Replace it immediately!

[ "Yes, Hibiki-sama!" The goat hurries offscreen, returning with a new cup. "But, it was prepared as usual..."

Hibiki, figuring all is well, takes a deep sip from her new cup - and promptly spits it out. (She isn't looking to see whether anyone is in the way, incidentally. Whoops.) ]


What's the meaning of serving me such dreck?! Are you betraying me?!?!?!?

[ "Never, Hibiki-sama...!!" ]

I WILL NOT BE SERVED SUCH TASTELESS DISHWATER--

[ The rocks all around them begin to quiver. And then crumble. And then fall.

.....It was the goat's fault. ]


[ They All Prile Up ]

ENOUGH!

[ They've been wandering for hours. Nothing has changed. In fact, everything has only gotten worse, because now they're trapped behind a caved-in portion and Hibiki cannot taste her tea. ]

Your navigation is useless! I'll take the lead!!

[ And, without further ado, Hibiki turns and marches down into the blackest part of this caved-in tunnel. Ando follows, fretting. Hibiki-sama has already lost her sense of taste. But she never had a sense of direction.

So who's to say what they'll encounter? ]

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