IC ANON MEME

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 THE IC ANON MEME



1. Post blank headers for your characters.
2. Go on anon and ask the questions you'd never dare to ask in person. Make awkward confessions. Tell your best friend that those pants make their butt look big.
3. Alternately, post a subject for discussion and see what happens.
4. Enjoyment.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You let children watch that? It's all bendy suggestive bits and mouth!

[hardbargain]

Well... it's a malboro, yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

Even the name sounds kinky. No wonder everyone from your world is so weird if they start you on that stuff as kids.

[hardbargain]

Kinky...? It's a plant, bro.

What d'ya mean we're all weird?

[(Anonymous)]

You say that as if plants can't be kinky. See, right there. Proof you're all weird.

Seriously. Lights? Glitter? Even that new old guy was getting into it at the party. Only with ribbons.

[hardbargain]

That new old guy is my king, watch it.

Why is getting into the decorating part of a light celebration weird?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh! Is that who the anon above was suggesting you kiss? You sound pretty fond of him.

Do you all always decorate yourselves as much if not more than room?

[hardbargain]

He's my King, of course I'm fond of him.

[And might have actually kissed him at said party. But surely no one saw that.]

Not my room, not my right to decorate shit. But the crutches are mine and if I want to wind them full of lights I'm damn well gonna do it.

[(Anonymous)]

Not everyone is so fond of those who rule over them.

Okay, that was pretty cute. You can have that. But the glitter canon and the ribbons? Weird, man.

[hardbargain]

I know... but I wouldn't claim him as such if he wasn't worthy of it.

Ribbons are cute too. [He has ribbons in one of his braids now okay. Don't judge. He... can't really defend the glitter canon though.]

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like you're just blind to his flaws.

And the canon?

[hardbargain]

I know damn well he has flaws, he's human. Everyone has flaws.

[Fuck the canon, you've officially tread upon "touchy subject" matters with his King. Sorry, Anon.]

[(Anonymous)]

[But the canon, bro!]

Pretty sure rulers are exempt from that rule. Higher standards and all. Things get messy otherwise.

[hardbargain]

And it's that kind of thinking that leads to treason.

[(Anonymous)]

Treason's a pretty heavy topic to talk to an anonymous voice about. Sure you wouldn't rather talk about ribbons and glitter instead?

[hardbargain]

There's an awful lot of people here that already know a lot of what happened back home. Treason's a relevant topic, unfortunately.

But if you're uncomfortable then sure. Ribbons and glitter. Whatever.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm more worried about your comfort level quite honestly.

[hardbargain]

I'm fine.

[Yeah that's convincing, Nyx. He at least realizes it's not and sighs, smoothing a hand back over his hair, fingers seeking out the braid that belongs to his King.]

I'm not great at small talk.

[(Anonymous)]

Just means you know the value of words and when not to waste them.

I feel bad for people who have to small talk as part of their job. Can you imagine how annoying that would be?