gungod: (fuck da popo)
$$үυηg vεηυz$$ ([personal profile] gungod) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes 2018-01-19 11:27 pm (UTC)

Yung Venuz | Nuclear Throne

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Hey, Y.V. doesn't mind a leisurely trip to the beach every now and then. It's a nice break from the 900-degree weather outside his mansion back home and actual water is pretty cool too. But maybe his unfamiliarity with the basics of chemical compositions explains why he doesn't seem too bothered by the weird maroon tint all over everything.

He's wandered up and down the beach at this point, looking for something particularly interesting, but now he's settling down in the sand. He still has his hand on his gold-plated revolver, though, letting it sit on his lap - like hell he's letting sand get in it when he's not sure he can pull out another one to replace it.

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Keeping his gun handy was a smart idea, though, because when he makes another excursion along the beach, he sees the fin of a landshark heading towards him. "A'ight. Come at me, motherfucker."

For a cone on legs, he's pretty spry, and somehow even manages to be firing two bullets at once despite only having one gun. He dispatches the landshark eventually, poking through to collect the teeth. Might make a neat necklace for his cuz until he gets his gun-wielding chops.

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