phantasmemes | TEST DRIVE 001

Hello, and welcome to the first test drive for Phantasmal Rift!

Test drive threads are assumed to be game canon for accepted characters unless otherwise noted, so don't feel like you'll have to introduce yourself a second time to everyone you meet! As an added bonus, participation in the test drive comes with the chance to earn up to two items of loot for your trouble! Characters who are accepted can earn one item for having a top level, and one for tagging out to someone else's top level! Your SWEET LOOT will be included with your acceptance notice.

(In the future, characters who are in-game can also earn themselves an extra item of loot for tagging in to top levels on the test drive, to be distributed with the rest of their loot upon dungeon completion.)

This first test drive is based in the Fissure nearest to the Station, and comes with three potential options, all with a distinctly watery bent -

OPTION 1: MAROONED

Hey, uh... What's that maroon film distorting your vision? And how did you get on this beach, anyway?
So long as the sun is shining, there doesn't seem to be a problem out here on the beach, aside from the strange maroon tint to everything. But when clouds pass over, the tint grows darker, and darker, and the water grows redder, and redder...

That... can't be blood, can it?

Characters who remain beneath the patchy cloud cover will find themselves filled with increasing anxiety that the ocean is made of blood, until either the cloud passes or they check the water for themselves. The bad news is, that while it isn't actually an ocean of blood, contact with the red water will drain characters of energy very rapidly, causing sudden fits of exhaustion as though they were suffering from anemia. By itself, this isn't particularly dangerous...

...Except that the return of the sun doesn't mean the return of that lost energy, and if you've waded out too far, the shifting sand and pull of the waves underfoot can easily pull you down and under.

OPTION 2: LANDSHARK

You really hope that isn't a shark fin moving through the sand. That's just not possible, right?

(Yes, yes it is.)

Landsharks are amphibious, predatory creatures just as at home in the sand as below the waves, and always hungry. They track their prey via disturbances in the sand or water, but fortunately, you can track them the same way - they're large enough to be easily visible in the relatively clear waters near the beach, and their bulk causes a patch of shifting sand above them as they roam for more terrestrial prey.

As a result, they're most dangerous near the waterline, where the shifting sand is hard to see due to the motion of the waves (though they can, of course, pop up further up the beach). Fortunately, they're not large enough to swallow a person whole. Unfortunately, they're still between nine and twelve feet long depending on the individual and easily large enough to take a good chunk out of you.

Like any other shark, they're vulnerable to being sliced open with something sharp, kicked in the gills, or punched in the snout to establish dominance. On the magical end, they have a particular weakness to electricity.

On the bright side, if you're hungry enough, the landsharks are very edible once cooked (or, you know, if you like sushi). For some reason, the meat tastes faintly of chocolate...?

Drops: Meat, shark teeth, candygrams.

OPTION 3: JUST IN TIDE

A bit further down from the beach, the water comes up to the base of the rocky cliffs, leaving numerous nooks and crannies to climb over and explore. In fact, they're practically begging for it.

What might you find? Well, there's the usual beach refuse, for a start - sand, seaweed, shells and fragments of shells, and big barnacles and mussels tucked into the cracks. However, other debris finds its way into the cracks, ocean-going refuse from a thousand worlds... There's also a number of pointy blue-green crystals that tingle to the touch and remain wet no matter how characters attempt to dry them.

And finally, there's a bunch of bottle crabs - overlarge hermit crabs that look more at home in half-broken beer bottles or soda cans at their size than they do in shells (though they'll live in anything that seems protective enough - the largest seem prone to making their homes in rusty helmets). The crabs are not aggressive unless you harass them first, but they can give a nasty pinch if provoked.

...Did you lose track of time out there among the rocks, or did time lose track of you?

Either way, you're now stuck out as the tide comes in. If you can swim, good for you! You probably won't have too much of a problem, at least once you're far enough from the rocks that you aren't at risk of getting thrown against them and having some important swimming limb broken...

On second thought, maybe it's better to stay here and wait it out, whether you can swim or not. Hope you're ready for a couple hours stuck on a rock with some weird-looking, too-big hermit crabs and...

Who is this other person, anyway?

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[Oh! Someone who wants to one-up him on enthusiasm! He can't help but let his grin spread wider across his face.]

This is the kind of thing that brings people together, you know? No idea where we are though. [He looks around himself.] Haven't seen anything that would clear it up, either.

Of course. Why would anyone put up something useful, like a road sign? Or a map? 'You are here.'

[He spreads his hands a little, imagining a mall map, then sighs again.]

Well, I guess I found one boundary to the level, at least. We definitely can't go past here. Unless you can fly.

I can't. I can't even summon my hippogriff here, either.

I guess we have to start looking for other options. Or get comfy.

...Summon your what, now?

Hippogriff?

Part eagle from here [He levels his hand at his chest] part lion [He moves his hand from his chest to his hips] and part horse. [He awkwardly dangles his hand by his legs]

You've never heard of them?

Iiiiii don't know what most of those words you just said are.

[Horses clearly only exist in video games, like Assassin's Creed and Legend of Zelda.]

Seriously?

Where are you from?

Llllllllucis?

[Prompto realizes about halfway through the word that it A) might get him in trouble if they're, you know, somewhere in Niflheim and B) technically requires some qualification, but, oops, oh well. It physically pains him to even consider saying something else, and he shakes his head.]

Yeah. The Kingdom of Lucis. Where are you from?

[There is absolutely no signs of recognition in his face when Prompto says where he's from. He's curious about why he was so hesitant, so he's definitely gonna bug him about it later.]

Last place I was in was Trifas. A little place in Romania.

I've never heard of your Kingdom of Lucis. What do your knights ride if they don't even have horses?

[Or hippogriffs, even.]

Cars, usually? Public transportation? Uh, chocobos if there aren't any roads, but they don't really do so well in the city...?

[Birds too big for they goddamn street.]

--Okay, no, that's not the point. What's--where's "Romania?" Another planet? It sounds made-up, dude.

Wh- what's a chocobo? I know those other things, but...

[He tilts his head in confusion.]

It's on Earth, dude.

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Aren't most things that happen to be on a planet on some kind of earth? I guess unless it's on the water like half of Altissia. Or. Most of Altissia, now.

[That's a sobering thought. Prompto's face falls, but he shakes it off.]

What I'm saying is, saying it's on land doesn't really clear things up a whole lot.

[Is...is he serious? He genuinely can't tell if Prompto's fucking with him or not.]

It's called Earth.

Are you...not from there?

[Talking to an Alien wouldn't be too strange, come to think of it. Actually, it's pretty exciting. He'd prefer it if he looked less human, but you take what you get and all.]