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Phantasmal Rift Mods ([personal profile] phantasmods) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes2018-01-19 12:29 pm
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TEST DRIVE 001

Hello, and welcome to the first test drive for Phantasmal Rift!

Test drive threads are assumed to be game canon for accepted characters unless otherwise noted, so don't feel like you'll have to introduce yourself a second time to everyone you meet! As an added bonus, participation in the test drive comes with the chance to earn up to two items of loot for your trouble! Characters who are accepted can earn one item for having a top level, and one for tagging out to someone else's top level! Your SWEET LOOT will be included with your acceptance notice.

(In the future, characters who are in-game can also earn themselves an extra item of loot for tagging in to top levels on the test drive, to be distributed with the rest of their loot upon dungeon completion.)

This first test drive is based in the Fissure nearest to the Station, and comes with three potential options, all with a distinctly watery bent -

OPTION 1: MAROONED

Hey, uh... What's that maroon film distorting your vision? And how did you get on this beach, anyway?
So long as the sun is shining, there doesn't seem to be a problem out here on the beach, aside from the strange maroon tint to everything. But when clouds pass over, the tint grows darker, and darker, and the water grows redder, and redder...

That... can't be blood, can it?

Characters who remain beneath the patchy cloud cover will find themselves filled with increasing anxiety that the ocean is made of blood, until either the cloud passes or they check the water for themselves. The bad news is, that while it isn't actually an ocean of blood, contact with the red water will drain characters of energy very rapidly, causing sudden fits of exhaustion as though they were suffering from anemia. By itself, this isn't particularly dangerous...

...Except that the return of the sun doesn't mean the return of that lost energy, and if you've waded out too far, the shifting sand and pull of the waves underfoot can easily pull you down and under.

OPTION 2: LANDSHARK

You really hope that isn't a shark fin moving through the sand. That's just not possible, right?

(Yes, yes it is.)

Landsharks are amphibious, predatory creatures just as at home in the sand as below the waves, and always hungry. They track their prey via disturbances in the sand or water, but fortunately, you can track them the same way - they're large enough to be easily visible in the relatively clear waters near the beach, and their bulk causes a patch of shifting sand above them as they roam for more terrestrial prey.

As a result, they're most dangerous near the waterline, where the shifting sand is hard to see due to the motion of the waves (though they can, of course, pop up further up the beach). Fortunately, they're not large enough to swallow a person whole. Unfortunately, they're still between nine and twelve feet long depending on the individual and easily large enough to take a good chunk out of you.

Like any other shark, they're vulnerable to being sliced open with something sharp, kicked in the gills, or punched in the snout to establish dominance. On the magical end, they have a particular weakness to electricity.

On the bright side, if you're hungry enough, the landsharks are very edible once cooked (or, you know, if you like sushi). For some reason, the meat tastes faintly of chocolate...?

Drops: Meat, shark teeth, candygrams.

OPTION 3: JUST IN TIDE

A bit further down from the beach, the water comes up to the base of the rocky cliffs, leaving numerous nooks and crannies to climb over and explore. In fact, they're practically begging for it.

What might you find? Well, there's the usual beach refuse, for a start - sand, seaweed, shells and fragments of shells, and big barnacles and mussels tucked into the cracks. However, other debris finds its way into the cracks, ocean-going refuse from a thousand worlds... There's also a number of pointy blue-green crystals that tingle to the touch and remain wet no matter how characters attempt to dry them.

And finally, there's a bunch of bottle crabs - overlarge hermit crabs that look more at home in half-broken beer bottles or soda cans at their size than they do in shells (though they'll live in anything that seems protective enough - the largest seem prone to making their homes in rusty helmets). The crabs are not aggressive unless you harass them first, but they can give a nasty pinch if provoked.

...Did you lose track of time out there among the rocks, or did time lose track of you?

Either way, you're now stuck out as the tide comes in. If you can swim, good for you! You probably won't have too much of a problem, at least once you're far enough from the rocks that you aren't at risk of getting thrown against them and having some important swimming limb broken...

On second thought, maybe it's better to stay here and wait it out, whether you can swim or not. Hope you're ready for a couple hours stuck on a rock with some weird-looking, too-big hermit crabs and...

Who is this other person, anyway?
founderinglight: ([late with spacebucks])

[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
He's been rather using my name as an alias for some uncertain amount of centuries, yes, he has a brother.

[Rhys you have no idea, probably, exactly how much shit Ardyn has been through.]

And yes, that is certainly a statement one could make.
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ardyn? Or Izunia?

[ It's a valid question! ]

Haha, yeah, the uh... the space mansion was pretty crappy, actually.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Izunia. The brothers Lucis Caelum, picked out to save the world...

[Oh, bitter! So bitter! Black coffee with the grounds in bitter!]

...Space mansion?

[Okay yeah wait that's new.]
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's, uh. That's a lot of pressure, haha...

[ .......... ]

I mean, it was pretty great at the beginning? Until they started making us murder each other.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

... I really think you had better start at the beginning.
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh shit. ]

It's a pre-tty long story, but uh... Basically, this network kidnapped a bunch of people from different worlds, and at first we thought it was... you know, like, a dating show? But then this crazy AI took over and was like, "You have to kill each other or else!" and uh. No one really wanted to, but all these accidents and stuff started happening, and... and people died.

[ Nice. ]

But, uh! Ardyn didn't die. He survived.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
He does tend not to die when killed. I would know.

[Said serenely and not at all in a way that implies fratricide, no siree. The rest is... filed away to think on more slowly.]

...Do you think this could be something similar? In the 'taken from different realities' sense.
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow what the fuck izunia he's not touching that ]

I mean..... it kind of feels that way, yeah. A bunch of people all thrown together in a weird place... Definitely feels familiar.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Look have you SEEN the fuckface episode, Rhys.]

It's as good a working hypothesis as any I've come across.
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shockingly, he has not. ]

At least there's not any evil television network behind this! ... Uh, probably.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah well maybe you'll see it in a nightmare sharing event or something.]

Probably. If there was a particular culprit they probably would have made themselves known by now in some way. ...Or else their sense of the dramatic needs some significant fine-tuning before their next attempt at villainy.

[I don't know what you expected from Ardyn's twin, Rhys.]
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh boy he definitely doesn't have any nightmares no sirree! ]

Yeah, I mean... There'd have been this huge dramatic reveal of our overseer, and everyone would have these devices attached to their arms?

[ wow he. definitely sees the resemblance. ]
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh don't worry Izunia has tons you can borrow some.]

Is it an accident, then, or something else?

[Also he totally didn't just pat his arms to double check that there's nothing weird attached. By which I mean he did.]
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs. ]

Noooooo idea. As long as we're not, you know, gonna murder each other, then I'm pretty okay with not knowing.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I certainly have no intention of murdering anyone.

[Not murdering people is good and fun.]
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I'd be pretty surprised if you did? You don't seem like the kind of guy who would.

[ Because Rhys has always been good at reading people. ]
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He's actually not that far off in this case.]

There are things I'd certainly be willing to kill for, but if Ardyn isn't here, it's unlikely any of them are likely to be relevant.

[Are you familiar with the concept of a yandere, Rhys?]

Is he doing well?
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[personal profile] plugout 2018-01-20 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ He absolutely knows what a yandere is. Boy, Florida, am I right. ]

Yeah, he's doing pretty well. He, uh... has a boyfriend, and a family. [ .... ] Not like, one he made himself.

[ Thank you for that clarification, Rhys. ]
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-01-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Good, my line has enough descendants in it for the both of us -

[Wait no back up a minute.

Izunia blinks and then, slowly, an expression of unfathomable relief spreads across his face.]


...His happiness is all I could ask for. Thank you.