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Phantasmal Rift Mods ([personal profile] phantasmods) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes2018-01-19 12:29 pm
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TEST DRIVE 001

Hello, and welcome to the first test drive for Phantasmal Rift!

Test drive threads are assumed to be game canon for accepted characters unless otherwise noted, so don't feel like you'll have to introduce yourself a second time to everyone you meet! As an added bonus, participation in the test drive comes with the chance to earn up to two items of loot for your trouble! Characters who are accepted can earn one item for having a top level, and one for tagging out to someone else's top level! Your SWEET LOOT will be included with your acceptance notice.

(In the future, characters who are in-game can also earn themselves an extra item of loot for tagging in to top levels on the test drive, to be distributed with the rest of their loot upon dungeon completion.)

This first test drive is based in the Fissure nearest to the Station, and comes with three potential options, all with a distinctly watery bent -

OPTION 1: MAROONED

Hey, uh... What's that maroon film distorting your vision? And how did you get on this beach, anyway?
So long as the sun is shining, there doesn't seem to be a problem out here on the beach, aside from the strange maroon tint to everything. But when clouds pass over, the tint grows darker, and darker, and the water grows redder, and redder...

That... can't be blood, can it?

Characters who remain beneath the patchy cloud cover will find themselves filled with increasing anxiety that the ocean is made of blood, until either the cloud passes or they check the water for themselves. The bad news is, that while it isn't actually an ocean of blood, contact with the red water will drain characters of energy very rapidly, causing sudden fits of exhaustion as though they were suffering from anemia. By itself, this isn't particularly dangerous...

...Except that the return of the sun doesn't mean the return of that lost energy, and if you've waded out too far, the shifting sand and pull of the waves underfoot can easily pull you down and under.

OPTION 2: LANDSHARK

You really hope that isn't a shark fin moving through the sand. That's just not possible, right?

(Yes, yes it is.)

Landsharks are amphibious, predatory creatures just as at home in the sand as below the waves, and always hungry. They track their prey via disturbances in the sand or water, but fortunately, you can track them the same way - they're large enough to be easily visible in the relatively clear waters near the beach, and their bulk causes a patch of shifting sand above them as they roam for more terrestrial prey.

As a result, they're most dangerous near the waterline, where the shifting sand is hard to see due to the motion of the waves (though they can, of course, pop up further up the beach). Fortunately, they're not large enough to swallow a person whole. Unfortunately, they're still between nine and twelve feet long depending on the individual and easily large enough to take a good chunk out of you.

Like any other shark, they're vulnerable to being sliced open with something sharp, kicked in the gills, or punched in the snout to establish dominance. On the magical end, they have a particular weakness to electricity.

On the bright side, if you're hungry enough, the landsharks are very edible once cooked (or, you know, if you like sushi). For some reason, the meat tastes faintly of chocolate...?

Drops: Meat, shark teeth, candygrams.

OPTION 3: JUST IN TIDE

A bit further down from the beach, the water comes up to the base of the rocky cliffs, leaving numerous nooks and crannies to climb over and explore. In fact, they're practically begging for it.

What might you find? Well, there's the usual beach refuse, for a start - sand, seaweed, shells and fragments of shells, and big barnacles and mussels tucked into the cracks. However, other debris finds its way into the cracks, ocean-going refuse from a thousand worlds... There's also a number of pointy blue-green crystals that tingle to the touch and remain wet no matter how characters attempt to dry them.

And finally, there's a bunch of bottle crabs - overlarge hermit crabs that look more at home in half-broken beer bottles or soda cans at their size than they do in shells (though they'll live in anything that seems protective enough - the largest seem prone to making their homes in rusty helmets). The crabs are not aggressive unless you harass them first, but they can give a nasty pinch if provoked.

...Did you lose track of time out there among the rocks, or did time lose track of you?

Either way, you're now stuck out as the tide comes in. If you can swim, good for you! You probably won't have too much of a problem, at least once you're far enough from the rocks that you aren't at risk of getting thrown against them and having some important swimming limb broken...

On second thought, maybe it's better to stay here and wait it out, whether you can swim or not. Hope you're ready for a couple hours stuck on a rock with some weird-looking, too-big hermit crabs and...

Who is this other person, anyway?
have_hat_will_travel: (Wat)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-01-31 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... You know, the rules that govern reality, defining the classes an individual can take and the abilities those classes grant? Occasionally updated by one or more of the Gods?

[Pidonus blinked. Surely the mechanics still were a thing here, otherwise how could reality handle adjudicating the collisions of her abilities with other's abilities???]
riderofcharlemagne: (guh)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-01-31 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The...

[He blinks.]

The what?
have_hat_will_travel: (Au)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-01 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

The mechanics aren't a thing in your world?

[Pidonus looks deeply and utterly confused by this.]
riderofcharlemagne: (guh)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-01 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're referring to.

[He's just as confused as you are.]
have_hat_will_travel: (Tired)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-01 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
... There's no levels here? That doesn't make sense...
riderofcharlemagne: (ive got boxes full of pepe!)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-01 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
What you're talking about doesn't make sense.
have_hat_will_travel: (Wat)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-01 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
It makes perfect sense!

You go into the dungeon, you kill the monsters, and you gain levels that grant you new abilities to use to kill bigger and tougher monsters for better treasure!
have_hat_will_travel: (Down and sad)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Pidonus just. Pauses.]

... Great. I'm in some kind of mechanics-unaware universe.

That just. Wow, that's... Complicated. Makes coordinating tactics a lot harder, for one.
riderofcharlemagne: (makasete yo scoob)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-03 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you can cope.

[Tactics don't matter you just run in there and leave the rest for God to decide.]
have_hat_will_travel: (Yeeeeeah no)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-04 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
About as much as I'm gonna have to cope with the whole "I'm with a bunch of heroes and am on their side" thing.
riderofcharlemagne: (Default)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-04 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not just a hero, but a heroic spirit! One whose legacy has been great enough to become a higher being upon their death!

[Maybe this isn't the best person to be bragging about this to...]
have_hat_will_travel: (Tired)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-04 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pidonus just kinda scratched the back of her head a bit.]

My Queen will so have my head when this is over...
riderofcharlemagne: (i eat stickers all the time dude)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-04 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...you serve a Queen?

[Someone who dutifully serves their monarch! Now they're on the same page.]
have_hat_will_travel: (Huh)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

One who has been having me lead heroes by trickery and guile to serve her ends, when she's not having me trick them into turning evil - or just corrupt them straight-up.

Now, imagine someone that actively evil and vicious, who has been training me to be Chaotic Evil for my entire existence. Now, imagine how she'd react to me working as a good guy, even if it's for a chance to get home.

As you can see, that puts me in a problematic spot.
riderofcharlemagne: (makasete yo scoob)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.

[That's a tough situation that'll take a lot of consideration and careful thought to solve.]

Maybe just don't tell her?

[Nailed it.]
have_hat_will_travel: (Au)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
She can read my mind.

[Otherwise, it'd probably be that easy.]

Also, if I do enough good, I might start visibly pinging to her detect good sense. At which point, if I'm lucky, I die.

On the other hand, if I stay evil enough here, I probably anger someone here, and if I'm lucky, I die.

You see the issue.
riderofcharlemagne: (regrettably)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-06 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course she can read minds. What kind of evil queen can't?

He can't help but sympathise a little with her situation. Evil or not, she should at least have the freedom to choose her path or allies without fear of execution. Ideally, though, she would choose to be good but...that's something that they can work on.]


Do you have to go back to her?
have_hat_will_travel: (Confident)

1/2

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-07 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[As Astolfo asks the question, he can easily see Pidonus going into a rote response, suddenly stopping and placing her hands over her head.]

I am a proud servant of my Queen, and must return to her.
Edited 2018-02-07 02:13 (UTC)
have_hat_will_travel: (Chibi Smile)

2/2

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-07 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[... And then she kind of blinked, going back to walking as if nothing had happened. THAT was definitely not a normal response for someone who was so worried not seconds before...]
riderofcharlemagne: (uwah)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-08 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Astolfo blinks twice. That was...strange and concerning. Left behind as she walks on, he picks up the pace and catches up alongside her. He waves a hand in front of her face.]

Uh, you feeling okay?
have_hat_will_travel: (Chibi Smile)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-08 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pidonus blinked again, glancing towards Astolfo with a confused smile on her face.]

As much as I can be in this situation, I think, yeah.
riderofcharlemagne: (guh)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-08 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What was up with- [He gestures around her arms and head, and then attempts to replicate the pose.] -that just now?
have_hat_will_travel: (Chibi Smile)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-02-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... Uh, what?

[Pidonus doesn't seem to remember herself doing that even though it was just seconds before. In fact, it's almost like that entire line of conversation has left her head.]

Also, if you're gonna work on the sexy poses, confidence is key.
riderofcharlemagne: (ive got boxes full of pepe!)

[personal profile] riderofcharlemagne 2018-02-10 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that.

[Really, his style is more 'cute' than sexy, but still.]

You did that thing just a moment ago, don't you remember?

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