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Phantasmal Rift Mods ([personal profile] phantasmods) wrote in [community profile] phantasmemes2018-08-30 11:52 pm
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TEST DRIVE 006

Hello and welcome to Phantasmal Rift's Test Drive Meme!

Test drive threads are assumed to be game canon for accepted characters unless otherwise noted, so don't feel like you'll have to introduce yourself a second time to everyone you meet! As an added bonus, participation in the test drive comes with the chance to earn up to two items of loot for your trouble! Characters who are accepted can earn one item for having a top level, and one for tagging out to someone else's top level! Your SWEET LOOT will be included with your acceptance notice.

Additionally, characters currently in game can earn themselves a piece of bonus loot for the dungeon by tagging people's top-levels on the test drive! Existing characters get their bonus loot along with the rest of their loot at the conclusion of the dungeon.

This test drive takes place in the Telovia Mines, an extremely abandoned magical crystal mine and the town and infrastructure that one supported it. The tunnels are in reasonably good condition and would be reasonably navigable... Except for one thing.

ONE MINOR THING

The magical effects of the Fissure cause those within it to lose something when they arrive - for most people, it's a sense such as touch or hearing, but it's also possible to lose a more esoteric sense (such as your sense of balance or temperature, but NOT things like "sense of morals" or "sense of style"), the ability to speak, or the ability to recognize faces. As a general guideline, whatever characters lose should be non-supernatural in nature, and something they would have taken for granted as a part of their ability to function.

ODDS AND ENDS

Just because the mines are empty of people doesn't mean that they've gone still. While for the most part, the carts full of crystals remain in one place, the huge amount of magic has left more than a few of the miners' abandoned tools still going through their motions. Rusted pickaxes swing at the walls, and dead lanterns swing from the ceiling. Crystals occasionally free themselves from shards of rock to pile into bins, which then empty into already-overflowing mine carts.

As long as you leave them to their jobs, everything will be fine. If you try to stop the tools (and it is the tools themselves, for anyone who might be looking for ghosts) from doing their jobs, they'll chase you down until you leave their general vicinity.

Of course, the eternally working tools don't care much about the structural integrity of the mine tunnels...

THEY ALL PILE UP

...And so, inevitably, there are cave-ins.

Most of them are fairly minor, and you can see them (well, if you can see) enough to just work around them. Some of them are big enough that you're going to have to dig through them first, if you can.

And then there's the handful that block passages entirely. But don't panic! The tunnels are designed around the possibility of this happening - rather than coming to an end, the majority of them loop back around to the main arteries of the mine.

E... ventually...

But you and whoever is stuck with you on this side of the cave-in might be wandering for quite a while before you get there. Hopefully one of you still has a sense of direction, assuming either of you ever had one in the first place.
bastilashan: Photo of Bastila with her double-bladed yellow lightsaber, she is almost hiding behind it, cringing or cowering, but ready to fight (nervous)

[personal profile] bastilashan 2018-09-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Who's there? Could you please stop circling me? I am Bastila, a Jedi Knight. Those are the names of my companions, or at least they were. We must have gotten separated somehow. Where is this place?
bastilashan: Photo of Bastila looking very serious, she is leaning forward as though concentrating or focusing, there is a bright light behind her (concentrating)

Re: A

[personal profile] bastilashan 2018-09-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. if you really are there and you can understand me, then please tap twice.
opensfuturesclosespasts: (dread)

Re: 3

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
She's not judging what she thinks are body mods. She's the last person who would.

"Yeah, any time," she says - and then she winces as her back spasms. "Gah, I hate being planetside. Least it's just gravity here."
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[personal profile] nocawsforconcern 2018-09-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Um, I guess I could...

[She stops.]

I dunno. I'm supposed to be on my ship, so I super don't know where we are. A cave? Underground? Seems like! What's a Jed-Eye? Who's Jed? Whose knights?
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[personal profile] wearmyface 2018-09-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[After a few more bites, Vos gives up and pretty much devours it down to the last crumb. Even though she can't smell, she still has her taste, and that was delicious.

It gets a thumbs up.
] Go-od.
opensfuturesclosespasts: (beat up)

Re: 3

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Any time. Figure being sucked planetside takes priority over any dumbass factional fight.

[Saturn wobbles off on him, to a openkneed position; she looks lowkey exhausted.]

Though you don't look Memorial Foundation. And not even the damn Graces wear armor like that.
bastilashan: Black and white photo of Bastila smiling, fingers spread out, lightsaber in front of her, and standing with legs apart (happy)

[personal profile] bastilashan 2018-09-03 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. A Jedi is a guardian of the galaxy. We help those who cannot defend themselves. We fight evil. I was on my ship, the Ebon Hawk. Now I am in a cave? Underground? Do you know what that banging and clanking noise is?
Edited 2018-09-03 01:06 (UTC)
redmeguca: (I'm sorry...)

[personal profile] redmeguca 2018-09-03 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
{...In that case, just call me Kyoko. And because gravity.}
opensfuturesclosespasts: (dread)

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah - shit. Sorry. I think getting unplugged from my ship fucked up my proprioception.

[She does manage to wobble off of her, shaking out the palm that hit the cave wall too hard.] What do you need that grenade for anyway? Expecting a fight? This isn't Ares. You can tell from the 10 meters per second per second crushing my back.
daughterofthemark: (06F. A dancing blue vortex)

[personal profile] daughterofthemark 2018-09-03 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Arianna taps a wall twice with the armor on her forearm.]
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[personal profile] nocawsforconcern 2018-09-03 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
What's a galaxy? What kind of evil? What do you fight? Sounds unpleasant. Silly name for a ship.

[she's just. got no filter, and doesn't appear to be slowing down. Motormouth of the year over here.]

Pickaxes! Pickaxes. And minecarts? Digging tools. The tools are mining on their own. It's kind of neat. I wonder why?
opensfuturesclosespasts: (i am capable of taking things seriously)

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
...never heard of them.

[Which is interesting enough to break her script. She levers herself off Bastila, carefully, and against the wall next to her.]

Celestial Mechanics mean anything to you? Or Cradle's Graces? I'm guessing no.

God, I hate being planetside.
opensfuturesclosespasts: (dread)

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I figured gravity was why, I'm just - ugh, 10 meters per second squared fucking sucks. Gimme a point one or even a one meter, I can't take this.
redmeguca: (You sure 'bout that?)

[personal profile] redmeguca 2018-09-03 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
{I don't understand what you're saying anymore.}
wearmyface: (Uh ok....)

[personal profile] wearmyface 2018-09-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Another shrug.] Digging myself out would have been a pain.

[The reply's in Primal Vernacular, which is pretty much a dead language and one Vos doesn't expect others to understand (though given this place, there's a chance it might be Who knows). Not like she would if she were speaking what little Neo-Cybex she knew.

She tilts her head at the question before frowning and shaking her head.
]
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Hibiki Shikyoin ♔ PriPara ♔ comes with bonus GOAT BUTLER

[personal profile] priforprince 2018-09-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Odds maa-and Ends ]

Hm.

[ This handsome, deep-voiced person doesn't seem overly perturbed by their surroundings. They are even reaching out to accept the teacup that has just been presented to them, on a silver tray, by a young man in a goat suit. As one does. ] No crystal ever mined compares to my radiance.

[ "As you say, Hibiki-sama." The butler clears his goat throat. "However, escaping..." ]

This is another plack pole in the puniverse, is it not? [ Posing with this tea is more satisfying, for the time being, than sipping it. ] A minor setback. I'll leave finding the way out to you.

[ "Yes, Hibiki-sama." The goat picks a random direction, as he suddenly realizes he has no idea which way they'd come from, and heads that way. ]

And you. [ The young noble's gaze suddenly lands on whoever's closest by. ] I'll have you follow me if you wish to escape.

[ One Miner Thing ]

ANDO!

[ Hibiki is frowning down at her teacup, from which she has only now started to sip. This can't be. In all his years of service, Ando has never served her a unsatisfactory cup of tea. And yet, now, her tongue has just been forced to endure a tremendous trial... ] This tea is bland. Replace it immediately!

[ "Yes, Hibiki-sama!" The goat hurries offscreen, returning with a new cup. "But, it was prepared as usual..."

Hibiki, figuring all is well, takes a deep sip from her new cup - and promptly spits it out. (She isn't looking to see whether anyone is in the way, incidentally. Whoops.) ]


What's the meaning of serving me such dreck?! Are you betraying me?!?!?!?

[ "Never, Hibiki-sama...!!" ]

I WILL NOT BE SERVED SUCH TASTELESS DISHWATER--

[ The rocks all around them begin to quiver. And then crumble. And then fall.

.....It was the goat's fault. ]


[ They All Prile Up ]

ENOUGH!

[ They've been wandering for hours. Nothing has changed. In fact, everything has only gotten worse, because now they're trapped behind a caved-in portion and Hibiki cannot taste her tea. ]

Your navigation is useless! I'll take the lead!!

[ And, without further ado, Hibiki turns and marches down into the blackest part of this caved-in tunnel. Ando follows, fretting. Hibiki-sama has already lost her sense of taste. But she never had a sense of direction.

So who's to say what they'll encounter? ]
opensfuturesclosespasts: (fuck that's hot)

the 'the names are callsigns' thing is headcanon but there's textual support

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Enna.

"It looks good on you whatever word you wanna call it," Saturn says.

Nailed it!

"You can, sorta. I earned being called Saturn. It's where I fought my first battle in the Cold War." Or the Extistential war. Her 1980's were really weird.
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[personal profile] nocawsforconcern 2018-09-03 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Cute! I say cute. The cloak is Corvus make. The rest is me. I like it."

She seems rather pleased.

"What war? Cold war? Is that like, a war in the winter? There hasn't been a real war in like forever though?"
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[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Someone turn down the fucking gravity. I can handle one g for a few seconds of maneuver but actually living in Earth gravity sucks.
bastilashan: Photo of Bastila looking very serious, she is leaning forward as though concentrating or focusing, there is a bright light behind her (serious)

[personal profile] bastilashan 2018-09-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
So you do not know what is going on? [Well, that is just great. And who has not heard of the Jedi?]

A galaxy is a collection of stars and planets. We fight any evil [She does not care to go into the dark side or the Sith right now.] It can be unpleasant, but Jedi are trained and we take oaths. [She is going to ignore the slight on her ships name for now, she did not name it.]

So there are pickaxes and minecarts working on their own? [Let's get back the situation at hand.]
redmeguca: (What're you gonna do about it?)

[personal profile] redmeguca 2018-09-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
{So in other words, you're so used to low gravity that you got soft enough for Earth gravity to actually feel heavy.}
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[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
"War in space. War against the Existential Threat. We, uh. Won."

She frowns. Unless Memorial Foundation propaganda fucking erased the war from the history books, this should be common knowledge, even on Earth. And she does not look like someone who would willingly suffer Memorial Foundation rule.

"Where you say you were from?"
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[personal profile] nocawsforconcern 2018-09-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's right! I don't get it. But okay. They're mining shiny things. I want them.
opensfuturesclosespasts: (cocky little freak!)

[personal profile] opensfuturesclosespasts 2018-09-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She holds up her middle finger but smiles at the accurate statement.] Plug and spin, kid.

Also I seem to have crashlanded without my selfship, so, you know. That doesn't help.
unpunchman: (But go off I guess)

[personal profile] unpunchman 2018-09-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Kewl.

[Yes, he said "kewl" instead of cool. Signe can hear the k.]

So how do I get back? This place is a dump.