TLDR CR MEME

[trashcats]

For when you just love the sound of your own hands on the keyboard, it's

THE TLDR CR MEME



1. Post your characters.
2. Respond to other people's characters.
3. Barf a wall of text about how your character feels about their character.
4. ???
5. Profit! And by profit I mean I guess you've done half the work of a CR chart in here.

Comments

Bai Lin!

[fistsofchange]

Heya PhanRift. How you doin'?

[nor_iron_bars]

I'm going to be honest, Jail's opinion of Bai Lin is pretty much entirely 'hot, seems nice, I'd tap that'. She is not, in some ways, a complicated woman.

Astolfo

[riderofcharlemagne]

noot noot

[foolishjustice]

Noot in the other direction!

Seriously, though, Goro really appreciates Astolfo. He's a ray of sunshine that this cynical boy really needs in his life, and it means the world that he's still here as a friend even knowing about the blood on Goro's hands.

...He also gives really good hugs, which is a huge plus to a touch starved guy like Goro.

Carnivac

[anarchia]

awoo

[nor_iron_bars]

The fact that he is apparently a wolf is way less important to Jail than the fact that he seems like he'd make a decent drinking buddy.

Kawasumi Mai | Kanon

[nojohnyouare]

[she loves you with all of her one facial expression]

[fistsofchange]

Lin has picked up that Mai has trouble expressing emotion, but also firmly believes that Mai is trying her best to meet everyone else half way. So she's made a point of being open and friendly to her regardless of how line-face-y Mai gets. Lin sometimes has trouble following her, on account of they've had such WILDLY different lives that they don't have a huge amount of stuff in common. Post-apocalyptic farming community to freedom fighter and god fighter vs year 2000 girl who sees magic and then got caught in a murder game of some kind doesn't leave a lot of common ground.

Hotness rating: 6/10. Sorry, you're not her type.

Kurama | YYH/ 15 Strangers

[byanyother_name]

The fox says hi.

[coagmentatio]

Why TL;DR when I can just say his emotions are summed up as--

Jailbreak

[nor_iron_bars]

[Winner of the Trashiest Magical Girl award this year and every year since 2009.]

[fistsofchange]

"I wouldn't date her, but I might booty call her on a lonely Saturday night"

Robin

[matchmakes]

something something tipping scales idk

[foolishjustice]

Robin has earned actually a fair bit of Goro's trust...in part because he's one of two people who's seen the way he loses it around big cats and hasn't said anything, and in part because he's seen hints of the crazy under the surface and is still here as a friend. He might not trust him with everything, but he's someone Goro might confide in a little if something was bugging him and they were alone.

Akira Kurusu (genderswap AU)

[hairpincurves]

/fingerguns

[fistsofchange]

Lin is super nervous about being a teacher, as she's never done it before and is worried she might mess it up. Akira seems like she's taking it seriously and is going to be a good student, though, so that's helping. She's met the other Akira at IC CAH, but hasn't made the connection between them at all. It will be a strange conversation when she does.

Hotness rating: 5/10. Cute, but too young for her.

Akira Kurusu | P5 / 15S R2 CRAU

[beguiledcard]

[ glasses not included ]

[hairpincurves]

Girlkira likes Akira well enough and does consider him fun to be around, but wow does she have consistent feelings of insecurity when she's around him. As of right now, she's constantly comparing herself to him, especially when it comes to ability... She knows nobody else is doing that (probably) but it bothers her that she's so behind. (Even if it's just because she's from an earlier canon point)

Aiden | OC

[coagmentatio]

[ sanity is a matter of opinion ]

Re: Aiden | OC

[fistsofchange]

Lin thinks Aiden is an okay dude but that he came from some vastly messed up circumstances (which is more or less accurate, I would say). She is determined to get him to truly believe that people don't need a reason to not be selfish. She's also determined to get him to just...lighten up a bit. He seems grumpy most of the time.

Hotness rating: 7/10

Shido Masa"Yoshi" | Persona 5

[makejapangreat]

boy, things sure have happened, huh

[hairpincurves]

Oh how things have happened.

As of right now, her feelings are incredibly conflicted. On the one hand, he's actively trying to be better, but on the other you can't just... forget things overnight. (Especially with her tendency to hold grudges)

But... She's seen Goro and the other Akira making efforts, so... she feels like she should, too... things are complicated.

Morgana

[meowna]

Shouldn't you be going to bed instead of doing this meme?

[foolishjustice]

Good not-cat. He appreciates both Morgana's acceptance of him, and his help in looking after Akira. He doesn't think they're particularly close yet, but he does have a distinct fondness for him, and is willing to trust him more than he is most people.

Just...please stop asking about why you can't spend the night in their room.

heart

[myocordial]

💖

[fistsofchange]

It's a little tricky, since most of their CR has happened off screen as they became sparring buddies. Lin has a healthy respect of Heart's abilities, and for how he looks with no shirt on. But then, everyone has respect for that second bit.

Hotness rating: 10/10

Arianna

[daughterofthemark]

KEYSTONE STATION! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

[founderinglight]

ARIANNA IS HIS FAVORITE NIECE STILL and also like. I find it hilarious that he thinks she's the one most like Ardyn because literally no one else has come to this conclusion and it really drives home that Izunia's perspective on The Entire Thing is very different and also just

shucks, she's a good kid, he's gonna protect her smile

elize lutus

[darkcure]

and i guess teepo is also here

[hairpincurves]

Girl Akira has met Elize once in person and she would protect this girl with her life, honestly.

Faith

[moonlightglory]

adults are evil probably

[fistsofchange]

Drug buddies!

No really, uh. Lin thinks Faith is alright. She's assuming she lost her leg in a fight against other humans rather than a monster just because that kind of monster isn't really a thing where she came from. She had fun watching that weird movie with Faith and the others, especially when it turned into a big cuddle pile at the end. If Faith ever needs a wingwoman to help get her a girlfriend, she can count on Lin!

No hotness rating for reasons.

Goro Akechi | Persona 5/15 Strangers CRAU

[foolishjustice]

The garbage fire is a work in progress.

[hairpincurves]

Girlkira appreciates Goro a lot. He's been nothing but kind to her and even helped her settle in!! Even if she's learned some... alarming things that apply to his counterpart back home.

She wants to learn more about him, though--especially all the ways he's different from his counterpart!

As of right now, she's just... not entirely sure how to approach the topic of the flirting, because while the attention is... nice? On some level? (She's still dwelling a little on the fact that he called her cute! People don't just do that with her!) She sees it as awkward and uncomfortable, especially considering 1: Goro's relationship includes the other Akira and 2: she doesn't see herself as in the right place for a relationship either mentally or emotionally.

... She still likes Goro a lot and if things were less complicated, she'd go for him in a heartbeat.

Alastor | Viewtiful Joe

[superstylishsquid]

[Insert preemptive claims of evilness here.]

[matchmakes]

Robin knows a little bit about Alastor at this point, but honestly? He's curious and wants to know more. He doesn't really care about the fact that Alastor's a villain (supposedly)--especially not after the people Robin's encountered back home (Gangrel and Validar in particular come to mind in that regard; Alastor practically looks like a saint in comparison in Robin's view). Honestly, all Robin really cares about is that Alastor's pretty chill and interesting to talk to.

(... And he might be a little interested in learning more about swordplay from Alastor.)

Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[biddentodance]

Guess I'll Die incarnate

[makejapangreat]

Shido has A Concern

Marla "too many damn middle names" Sanzashi

[letsplayer]

Heyo how's it going

[nor_iron_bars]

They have barely spoken, but Jail has already identified her as a fellow shitposter and terrible memelord.

This cannot possibly end well.

(She hopes Lavendertron 420 grows up to be a strong and healthy weird ghost candle thing.)

Phi "technically has her choice of three or more last names"

[plentyfriendly]

Hasn't been around for too long, though.

[nor_iron_bars]

Jail has thus far discover two things about Phi:

1. That she is calm when dropped suddenly into bizarre new situations
2. That she gets amusingly annoyed when teased

This is probably not going to be good for her blood pressure in the future.

Aya "print media on break" Shameimaru

[bulletnews]

seriously I need to get the next issue out

Pidonus Marasia

[have_hat_will_travel]

This is Pidonus!

Wisdom is still her dump stat!

[fistsofchange]

Lin is doin u a concern. She has a mental image of Pidonus's home and it's not a pleasant one. Slavery and abuse are both unfortunate facts of life in the wastelands, so while she's not sure EXACTLY what has happened to Pidonus, she's assuming the worst. If Pidonus does the whole brainwashed thing around Lin again, she is going to physically restrain her until they can talk it out.

Hotness rating: 5/10. Not her type

Yuuri

[serrata]

give me the deets y'all

[fistsofchange]

She is VERY sorry about the fire extinguisher thing.

Princess Talimo

[dragonmouth]

Someone spill the deets on this princess

[nor_iron_bars]

Thanks for inviting her to D&D night even after she explained weird kink stuff to you, Tali, she appreciates that.